Poor President Trump

To be fair to poor President Trump, he’s had a rough time. 100% of his casinos have failed. 100% of his universities and charities were shut down because of fraudulent activities. Over 50% of his other businesses have failed. 66.7% of his wives have left him, and it could be 100% soon enough. And nearly half of his White House staff has quit or been fired. What’s next for dear Donald?